Walked into Wally World.
Looked at the leftover Halloween candy marked 50% off.
Started to hum with the Muzak, not realizing what the tune was, until I stopped and really listened....
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! CHRISTMAS CAROLS?????
Seriously, isn't that ILLEGAL or something? Holy Canoly, what the heck happened to Thanksgiving?
This is just BAD.