Sadie, our faithful dog, is a bagel fiend. LURVES her some bagels. If someone in the family has a bagel for breakfast, Sadie is sittingrightthere. Usually on their toes.
The scene on our deck this morning:
Dan has a toasted bagel with butter. Guess where Sadie is.
Me being me, I start riffing on Sadie.
So, Sadie, were you a little Jewish woman in a previous life?
You were Sadie Rabinowitz, weren't you?
Dan looks at me.
Now I'm using a cigarette voice with a NEWYAWK accent....
Oy, her name is Sadie Rabinowitz.
She has a husband named Morty.
They live on the Upper East Side.
She has three kids, who never call.
At this point, Dan's eyebrows shoot up.
I fall over from the laughing. :D